Who wants to be a Centenarian?

I think I do. I think I want to be 100 years old but maybe not. What fun can I really have when I am 100 years old? Anyone know?

Anyway, if you are interested, I found this article that gives suggestions on what you can do to maybe reach 100 years old.

-Drink green tea--Embrace being Asian and drink tea
-Be outgoing--be bubbly, even if you force yourself to because it may save your life
-Eat nuts--Be like a chipmunk and munch on those nuts. Planters will love you for it too.
-Floss--If you rid your teeth of bacteria, your teeth will thank you by adding extra years to your life
-Do not smoke--Duh! No explanation needed
-Embrace new technology--Stressing over new technology and hating on it leads to gray hair. Most people don't look good with gray hair like Richard Gere and George Clooney.
-Have a baby later in life--Enjoy your life before you pop out the kids because they'll take away your sex life and all the fun things. The latter part of the sentence is a joke but the former is true, sadly enough.
-Take more holidays--Be like the Europeans who take the whole August off. They're happier than us.
-Lie in--Take time on Sunday mornings to lie in and cuddle if you have someone. Truly relaxing and fun ;)
-Drink a little wine--Key word is little and if you drink wine, I suggest good wine because why would you put bad quality in your system if you want your system to keep working well until you're 100 years old?
-Laugh--Try get the laugh in which you are on the floor, clutching at your sides because they hurt from laughing, and you just can't stop laughing. Those don't come often but they are the best.

May God, Allah, Yahweh grant you a long and healthy life.